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New Year’s Resolutions for Cats

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I promise to look at you in a way that makes you wonder if I’m plotting to take over the world.

I promise to turn my nose up at the fancy cat food you bought because I loved it last time.

I promise to lay on your keyboard to keep you from working too much.

I promise to show you my ninja skills regularly by running up your leg, climbing the drapes, or anything else that looks like it would be fun to conquer.

I promise to put my comfort first by winding myself around the top of your head at night.

I promise to bite your feet if you move and disturb my rest.

I promise to wake you at 3 in the morning because I’ve decided I want the fancy cat food after all.

I promise to regularly hide to send you into a panic trying to find me, then stroll in like I own the place.

I promise to try not to terrorize the dog. (I’m not sure if I can keep this one, but I’ll try)

I promise to love you with all of my heart, even when I’m acting like I don’t like you.

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